CHUCK NORRIS A Dangerous Man
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried no.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. Wait.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are registered trademarks to their left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can not see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to prevent the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck stopped all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded printing.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
As a teen, Chuck Norris pregnant let all nurses lost a convent in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nurses gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of professional football.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... twice number.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, look in your closet to see if Chuck Norris.
A disabled parking sign does not mean that that place is reserved for the disabled. Actually, it is a warning that the site belongs to Chuck Norris and that you'll be handicapped if you park there.
The fastest way to get to the heart of a man is Chuck Norris's fist.If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, always responds "It's two seconds." After asking "Two seconds to what?" Roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not read books. The stares until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross frequently. Only it's never his.While filming Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris raised a lamb that was born dead, and hold his beard rubbing against the creature. Shortly after the animal back to life, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in front of everyone, breaking his neck, to remind the crowd what gives Chuck, Chuck taketh away.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a dancer inside.
Chuck Norris once bet against NASA he could survive the atmospheric entry from space without protective gear. On July 19, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered Earth's atmosphere traveling 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. NASA, embarrassed, published it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, and will kill your whole family ... but at least you got to see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner family comedy "Full House".
He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with the Olsen triplets.
Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, and ate it.
U.S. does not need nukes, they have Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris does not like horses, horses favorite Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
When Chuck Norris talks all escuxan ... and die.
When Chuck Norris leads zebra crossings depart.
For Chuck Norris was born nine months it took not rough with one day.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
On the last page of the Guinness Book of Records, can be read in small print that all world records currently has Chuck Norris, and people mentioned in the book is the one that has come closest.
Chuck Norris is the only man to win a tennis match against a brick wall.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said "Host! Is Chuck Norris!". After making love with. At that point it was the third aunt who slept withIn a 1242's living standard objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood declines the syringe, and instead asked to be given a bucket and a pistol.
The theory of evolution is not true. There is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can melt M & M's with your hands.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. Wait.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are registered trademarks to their left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can not see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to prevent the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck stopped all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded printing.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
As a teen, Chuck Norris pregnant let all nurses lost a convent in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nurses gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in the history of professional football.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ... twice number.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, look in your closet to see if Chuck Norris.
A disabled parking sign does not mean that that place is reserved for the disabled. Actually, it is a warning that the site belongs to Chuck Norris and that you'll be handicapped if you park there.
The fastest way to get to the heart of a man is Chuck Norris's fist.If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow down.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, always responds "It's two seconds." After asking "Two seconds to what?" Roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris does not read books. The stares until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross frequently. Only it's never his.While filming Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris raised a lamb that was born dead, and hold his beard rubbing against the creature. Shortly after the animal back to life, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in front of everyone, breaking his neck, to remind the crowd what gives Chuck, Chuck taketh away.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a dancer inside.
Chuck Norris once bet against NASA he could survive the atmospheric entry from space without protective gear. On July 19, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered Earth's atmosphere traveling 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. NASA, embarrassed, published it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, and will kill your whole family ... but at least you got to see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner family comedy "Full House".
He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with the Olsen triplets.
Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, and ate it.
U.S. does not need nukes, they have Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris does not like horses, horses favorite Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
When Chuck Norris talks all escuxan ... and die.
When Chuck Norris leads zebra crossings depart.
For Chuck Norris was born nine months it took not rough with one day.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
On the last page of the Guinness Book of Records, can be read in small print that all world records currently has Chuck Norris, and people mentioned in the book is the one that has come closest.
Chuck Norris is the only man to win a tennis match against a brick wall.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said "Host! Is Chuck Norris!". After making love with. At that point it was the third aunt who slept withIn a 1242's living standard objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood declines the syringe, and instead asked to be given a bucket and a pistol.
The theory of evolution is not true. There is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can melt M & M's with your hands.
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